Will God save you?

One day, a man was jumping into water.
An a boat come by and said, "Did you need help?" He said, "No, thank you. God would save me!"
Then, another boat came by... and said,"You need a help?"
He said,"No thank you. God would save me!"
Finally, the man was drowning, and he was in Heaven.
And he asked to God, "God.. why did you not save me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dumby!"

by Jayden Smith - Pursuit of Happiness (2006)